Challenging Each Other’s Peeing Abilities (Carpool Vlog)
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It's funny to me that y'all don't care for musicals when a lot of your musical stuff seems indirectly inspired by musical theater. I'm going to be "that guy" and say if you saw the right performance you'd change your mind. Live theater can be boring or amazing, depending on how you vibe with it. Either way, I'd watch the hell out of a "Good Musical Morning" Musical.
Rhett, when you say you take a lot of supplements, I would advise having your liver enzyme levels checked lol. Medications and supplements are filtered either through your liver or kidneys. Gotta take care of your filters.
I mean, I don't know about their "situations" down south, but Link is right that taller guys don't necessarily have bigger weiners.
And my knowledge of this topic only has a smidgen to do with my status as a gay man. I've had friends over the years and known men who were tall (6'4 and up) that were less than blessed given their stature. I've even had some female friends growing up that assumed weiners got bigger the bigger someone was. I think p*** has definitely shown us that height and weiner size aren't always connected (or maybe I'm just watching too much p***).
Plus, in the myriad of lockerrooms I've found myself in over the years I've seen some things....just gonna leave it at that.
Side-tangent: I had an acquaintance in high school who was about 6'8ish, whose height somehow made him look much smaller down south. His nickname was turtle...I'll let you imagine what that might mean.
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Honestly, I think the more burning question from this carpool vlog really is: "If a man poops in the woods at the edge of a field and no one is there to see it, did it ever really happen?"
Will probably watch that peeing episode. I mean we already watched the portable peeing things ep. I think it's obvious by now we'll watch anything you put out there 😉
i mean dang we all knew it was true but i didn’t ever expect to hear link say it out loud
Honestly, I think Rhett would pee longer. Simply due to the fact that Link throws up more than Rhett does, which completely dehydrates you. Thus, I declare Rhett the predicted champion.
would 100% watch a pee video, no shame whatsoever 😂
Watching amused as R&L describe and even slightly start to devise and episode were they take part in a literal pissing contest.
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i am so upset i became a third degree member for the lunch box an was. ever set the link also emailed them twice and never received a response
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Same here 😭 I never got an email either and I joined before the cut off as well. I was bummed.
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I'd watch it. Some episodes are too gross for me but peeing doesn't bother me.
considering there was an episode about portable pee things I'm sure a peeing contest will get views 😂 also, my gosh, the sass coming from Link, was that compensating for something? :P
I'm placing my bets on link if they were to do a episode maybe it should only be on society then more members would probably show up for the real exclusive content. just a thought 🤭
Rhett says: is that what i think it is, a giant hamburger floating across the street??
i call it a Porta John lol
you have no idea the look on my face when i click on this video and they start cackling as if high😀
I would definitely put my vote on Link. I bet he is stubborn enough to come out victorious!😝
my bet is on Rhett but only if he drinks as much water as link
I would definitely watch. Rhett will definitely win.
the carpoool vlogs are my favorite society content. love seeing you guys just talk about whatever ❤️
Love you guys but I'd probably skip the pissing contest. I kinda wish I'd skipped the pube pulling episode. lol
Y'all talking about what we might "have" to hear if you're peeing on camera. Like we haven't already heard it! I know you can't remember every episode of GMM you've done, but you have GOT to remember you've peed for us before. 🤣
Link needs to try peanut butter Magic Spoon cereal! It's high protein no sugar and crazy good. Future GMM episode! lol
These are legit genuine conversations. I enjoy these alot.
Just don't cross the streams! 😂😂😂 that would make a hilarious ep though!!! Poor Stevie tho, I can just see her face! 😂😂❤️
Let the peeing begin.
Rhett Link Car Pool Vlogs are just the best- ya never know where the conversation will 'go' !
I'm embracing growing older with you two, it is kinda comforting. (And who am I kidding, I would watch two old men having a peeing contest in the internet..)
Can yall do a carpool vlog in NC one day?
I'm down for cereal anytime. I cut back on the Raisin Bran Crunch, too. Currently have Honey Nut Cheerios in the pantry and always eat it with lactose-free milk.
I've heard way TMI about weiners and tallywackers between Ear Biscuits and this chat. 😆
Them almost getting hit almost gave me a heart attack
Instead of testing how long one can pee for - might I suggest a target for peeing, seeing who is more accurate haha :D
I've never related to Rhett more - I too get stage fright when other people are around, I didn't have some kid called Maurice scaring me as a kid but same fear!
Pee Olympics 2021?
Let the Streamies begin! 🤣
ahahahHhahaha...well done!
it's funny to see everyone's paragraphs about why u should do a pee contest ep lmao i'm down to watch whatever u guys make tbh bc i know it'll be entertaining
you'll have to record like a weeks worth of pees to determine who owes longer not just once one the show lol
I drink muscle milk pro series knockout chocolate and it is very good you don't ha e to chug it!
We've seen so many strange and wonderful things come out of your partnership, so I don't think a literal pissing contest is too far off base on the weird-scale. Then again I watch every episode, so I'm pretty much a guaranteed view. :)
Also, I disagree with Rhett that plain Cheerios are baby food - I have eaten them my whole life! Perfectly crunchy, not too sweet, and portable! Then again, I also don't put milk on cereal, I'd rather eat it dry, so I might just be doing "cereal" wrong to begin with.
guys, you've done a pee episode, seeing how long you can pee would be par for the course!
the concept of the peeing episode is interesting, especially considering you guys have peed on camera multiple time before, for the "testing portable urinals" episode. we not only heard y'all peeing into a variety of items, covered by a sheet or other privacy things provided by the portable urinals themselves, but when rhett had the portable catheter thing strapped to his leg, we saw the bag fill up with pee. that's also when link composed his infamous mouth trumpet piece "pee down your leg volume 1" to help rhett with his stage fright.
so, basically, if you did do a "how long can we pee?" episode, it wouldn't really be anything we haven't seen and heard before. have at it, fellas.
I'm only up for the "how much can you pee" episode if you make it interesting with like targets and prizes and such. Make a carnival game out of it! (And you can do the measuring too, just off screen, LOL)
Link is correct that cereal is a great late night snack. I don't have it often anymore, because I lack willpower and I'll just keep snacking away on it, but every now and then it really hits the spot, especially when paired with good late-night reruns of a favorite show.
As for the second half of the video: Let's be honest, that competition would be far from strangest thing y'all have done. Just think of all the jokes and puns just waiting to be written for that episode...
Guys, you know we love you because of your "unusual" ideas, so please go for it! 🤣🙏
Not gonna lie, I'm here for all the wiener episodes.
I mean, hearing you pee vs. seeing you drink pee...I'm down for this idea.
Also, living in a country with loads of snow and a culture of not really being bashful about bodily functions, I can tell you pee art is definately a thing. Usually takes place during a road trip, when the guys take a pee break. Actually, it could be a 3-round contest: creative, distance and duration.😂😂😂 (Sorry, but you did ask for comments.)
guy's don't hold your pee and stretch your bladder, causes incontinence....having said that definitely wanna know who can pee the longest 😁
One thing is for certain guys, if you do make a video testing who can pee the longest, you can pretty much garintee that at least us dedicated Mythical Beasts WILL watch it.
I will definitely watch the who can pee the longest episode. Like someone else said it's nothing we haven't seen before.
SWEET JESUS! The wiener talk. Y'all makin' me blush over here. 🥴👀🤣 Go for it, see who can pee the longest. LOL!! I think it's been pretty well established that most of us will watch you guys do pretty much anything.
And ohhhh, yes. Evening/night is the best time to have cereal. I typically have mine for dessert, usually after supper. I unabashedly eat kids' cereal most often. Cocoa Pebbles is my go-to at the moment, but Reeses' Puffs are really good, too. It makes a great dessert and has less calories & sugar than like, cookies or ice cream or something. Plus, there's vitamins.
I had to chuckle a little over Link giving up the Raisin Bran Crunch because I've been there. I've had to give up a cereal due to shocking nutrition information, too (Cracklin' Oat Bran tastes just like little oatmeal cookies but THE CALORIES, holy crap). It's a bummer but at least there's plenty others out there to choose from.
Hey! Did you ever stop to think that cereal is essentially akin to dog food but for people? I mean, the similarities are totally there. Think about it, especially the next time you give your dog Gravy Train or something, you add liquid and IT'S DOG CEREAL. I rest my case.
Wow, I was really long winded today. Sorry 'bout that. 😅
Next week on A HotDog is a Sandwich- “Cereal is dogfood for people” 😂 you’re totally right
Hahaha THANK YOU! I feel validated!! 😂
y’all made an episode testing portable urinals and have drank each other’s pee a few times, so if nobody’s clicking away by now then I don’t think we will for a peeing contest 😂😂😂
Boys will be boys.. Reminded me of the Testing Portable Urinals episode.